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Firms urged to hire stupid little shits

BRITISH businesses have been urged to hire surly, undereducated malcontents because at least they are not foreign.

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Spiralling UK population 'could overwhelm Ikea'

BRITAIN’S already-overstretched Ikea stores cannot cope with a growing population, it was claimed last night.

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