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Five things trains would have to do to win you back

NOBODY’S using trains because they’re expensive as f**k and always late. Here’s what they’d have to do to be more appealing.

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Queen 'just so f**king woke'

THE Queen is the wokest, most politically correct person in the entire British Isles, it has emerged. 

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