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Foreigners to replace Queen's head with Jordan's fandango

THE iconic Machin Head portrait of the Queen could be replaced on stamps by Katie Price’s steam-cleaned vagina if some foreigners buy the Post Office, it has been confirmed.

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Are we supposed to be doing something about all this snow? asks government

MINISTERS are to launch a consultation on whether they are supposed to be clearing away all this snow that seems to be everywhere.

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