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Forty-Two Grand - To Drive A F*cking Truck

SHELL tanker drivers yesterday won a 14% pay rise which means they will now be paid £42,000 a year just to drive a fucking truck.

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Crime Is Just Awful, Says Government

CRIME is awful and criminals are ghastly, the government said last night.

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