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Google Phone To Replace Human Soul

GOOGLE'S new Nexus One mobile phone will be the first device of its kind to replace the human soul, the company claimed last night.

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Labour Big Guns Claim Gordon Brown Is Still Prime Minister

LABOUR was dealt a blow today as two senior party figures claimed Gordon Brown was still prime minister.

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