Government sets up single massive company to shaft everyone in Britain

A VAST new company will ensure every last penny of your money is turned into profit for the private sector, the government has announced.

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I too have had never-ending bastard of a cold all Christmas, confirms everyone

DELIGHTED colleagues have confirmed that every single one of them has had the horrendous cold that never stops over the whole of Christmas.

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