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Government Takes 60% Stake In Al-Qaeda

TAXPAYERS are to spend more than £30bn buying a majority stake in Al-Qaeda after the House of Lords threw out a key plank of the government's anti-terror legislation.

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A Time Machine Would Have Been Cheaper, Say Experts

BUILDING a time machine to take us back 18 months would have been cheaper than the multi-billion pound bank bail out, it was claimed last night.

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