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Government to become Northern Rock

THE government is to turn itself into the defunct mortgage company Northern Rock, Downing Street has confirmed.

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Kate Moss billboard collapse ‘an omen of second recession’

THE falling of a Kate Moss hoarding onto shoppers augurs another recession, according to financial soothsayers.

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