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Hamster Toy Contains Dangerous Levels Of Horse Vagina

THE makers of a popular hamster toy have reassured parents that their product does not contain excessive levels of horse labia.

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Internet Porn Safety Lessons To Replace Maths

MATHS will finally be dropped from the school curriculum so that children can be taught the safest way to find pornography on the internet.

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