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High pay report calls for piss to be directed at wind

A REPORT into executive pay has called for a radical reform of how wind is combined with piss.

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Housing market is pretty much all we have left, admits Cameron

THE government is to boost the housing market because there really isn’t anything else to do, it has been confirmed.

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