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I hold all my key Zoom meetings in Wetherspoons. This phone speaker ban will hurt my bottom line

‘BUY,’ ‘Sell,’ What’s the margin on that?’ and ‘Borrow in yen and invest in bonds.’ Just a few of the things I say while running a major business from Wetherspoons.

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'Sober at work' and other acting roles you should be recognised for

ACTING isn’t the preserve of the good-looking, the talented, or even their nepo babies. Ordinary people like you perform, and these six turns in particular deserve an Oscar:

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