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I Will Buy You And Make You Part Of My Giant Chess Set, Warns Ex-RBS Chief

FORMER RBS chairman Sir George Mathewson last night hinted that anyone attempting to regulate City bonuses may find themselves part of the human chess set at his Highland estate.

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'Gayness Is Everywhere And It Wants Your Son'

HOMOSEXUALITY is caused by an invisible evil cloud that can even get inside your pregnant wife and turn your unborn son into a lover of Mamma Mia, experts claimed last night.

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