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Insane Greed Still Best Way To Make Money, Say Experts

INVESTING your money with a greedy maniac who would throttle a nun for 50p, still offers the best prospect of a healthy, long-term return, experts said last night.

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Eastenders Tackles Serious Issue Of Jailbait

THE BBC last night dismissed criticism of Eastenders, insisting it was tackling the vitally important issue of beating Coronation Street.

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