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iPhones To Behave Erratically Once A Month As Jobs Turns Into A Girl

IPHONES and iPods will start to behave erratically once a month as Apple boss Steve Jobs slowly turns into a girl, it was confirmed last night.

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UK Maths Failures Cost Economy Really Big Number

BRITAIN’S poor standards in maths are costing the economy a flabillion and one every year, a new report suggests.

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