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Leprechauns Are Stealing Our Gold, Claims Darling

CHANCELLOR Alistair Darling last night warned UK banks could collapse after a series of daring raids by hordes of 'little people'.

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More Choice For Couples To Pretend They Believe In God

THE Church of England is to offer couples greater choice on where they can lie about believing in God.

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