Subscribe

Lobster mac 'n' cheese, and what else to expect in your M&S essential food box

MIDDLE-CLASS grocer Marks & Spencer are launching an essential food delivery box for £35 plus delivery. These items should keep your household a cut above:

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Homeschooled child realises parents are f**king idiots

A HOMESCHOOLED child has realised he is both more intelligent and better educated than his clueless cretin parents. 

Checking article access…

Next story ›