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Lone well person in office feeling left out

THE only healthy person on his office floor is considering faking a chesty cough to fit in better.

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‘The crowd definitely reached all the way to the Washington Monument,’ Trump tells May

PRESIDENT Trump has spent his full hour with the prime minister discussing the crucial issue of underestimated crowd sizes at his inauguration last week. 

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