Man in suit feeling pretty f**king special

A MAN wearing a business suit feels purposeful as fuck, it has been confirmed.

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Hard local man wrongly assumed to be ‘Movember’ participant

A LOCAL hard person with a moustache has aggressively confirmed that he has never heard of Movember.

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