Mark Zuckerberg to gut Elon Musk and wear him as a skin suit

AN upcoming cage match between Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk will end in one of the more horrible deaths ever streamed on Facebook.

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Your penis is the perfect size, lies woman

A WOMAN has declared that her partner’s penis is neither too big nor too small, while averting her eyes at the last part. 

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