Market Suffers Biggest Ever Blah, Blah, Blah

WITH monotonous predictability the world's stockmarkets yesterday did yet another record breaking thing, apparently.

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Mandelson Undermining Brown Without Even Realising He Is Doing It

PETER Mandelson last night admitted he was probably undermining the prime minister every time he opens his mouth.

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