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McDonald's identifies potentially lucrative 'bereaved kid' demographic

A MCDONALD’S marketing meeting has decided that bereaved children will probably want some burgers.

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All craft beer tastes of metal

EVERY single fancy beer just tastes like a different type of metal, it has been confirmed.

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