Medium-Sized Potato Tops Christmas Toy Charts

A MEDIUM-sized King Edward potato is 2009's most popular Christmas toy among recession-hit parents.

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Man Offers Hand Job For Grimsby-Port Vale Ticket

A STOKE man last night defended his offer of vigorous masturbation in exchange for tickets to see Grimsby versus Port Vale.

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