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Milky Bars are actually Horsey Bars, says Nestle

THE Milky Bar Kid should, in all honesty, be played by a horse, Nestle has admitted.

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Cameron annoys all humans

DAVID Cameron is close to winning a £1 bet with Boris Johnson that he can annoy every single human.

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