Subscribe

New Boss Same As Old Boss, Confirms RBS

MEET the new boss – same as the old boss, the Royal Bank of Scotland said today.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Steve Jobs Forced To Accept Badly Designed Liver

APPLE boss Steve Jobs was last night recovering well despite being forced to accept a transplanted liver that was badly designed and with limited scope for expensive upgrades.

Checking article access…

Next story ›