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New dating app launched for Remainers incapable of discussing anything else

OBSESSIVE Remain voters who have lost the ability to think about any other topic now have their own dating app.

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Are you a cat?

In the busy modern world, it’s increasingly easy to be a cat without even realising. But being a cat can change your life and mean you don’t have to have a job or bank account.

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