New laid-back automated checkout doesn’t give a shit what’s in the bagging area

TESCO’S new automated till has the character of a divorced middle-aged woman with a borderline drink problem.

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World beginning to realise that sport is evil

SPORT is an entirely negative influence on humanity, it has been confirmed.

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