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No-frills pub 'will allow pissing yourself'

A NEW super-economy pub chain will allow patrons to urinate where they sit, it has announced.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aries (21 MAR-19 APR) The fact that, as the defendant, you own a car, work as a rocket scientist and are, in fact, Brad Pitt does not impress the court much. That’s Shania Law for you.

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