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Northern supermarkets to trial pesto

NORTHERN supermarkets are to start selling pesto, it has been revealed.

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Twats fleeing London decide which towns to ruin next

A GROUP of high-ranking London twats has met to discuss which provincial towns they can move to and ruin.

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