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Not enough graduates know about Freudian subtext in Alien 3, say employers

TOO many graduates have insufficient knowledge of the psychosexual elements of the Alien films, industry leaders have warned.

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Britain's teenagers herded into their pens

IN the midst of social strife Britain’s traditions endure as today the country celebrates the Great Annual Sifting of the Teenagers.

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