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Old fiver is ticking time bomb

BRITONS face a race against time to spend their old £5 notes while they are still legal tender. 

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Ghost of Blair ordered back to the netherworld

THE Archbishop of Canterbury is to exorcise the unquiet spirit of Tony Blair that is haunting the election, he has announced. 

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