Osborne helps by saying France is about to explode

GEORGE Osborne has helped to ease the financial crisis by pointing at France and shouting a lot.

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Cameron under threat from half-pissed nobody

Tories in turmoil after prime minister condemned by a tipsy loser you have never heard of. 

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