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Passengers To Pay Less For Trains That Don't Turn Up

RAIL firms will charge less for non-existent trains in 2010, offering better value for services their customers don't receive.

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Drunk people sleeping like babies

DRUNK people sleep so well they are often late for work, experts have claimed.

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