Pathetic worker pretended he didn’t want to go home

A CONNIVING office worker pretended he would rather crack on with more work than go home at five ‘o’ clock, it has emerged.

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Everyone injured at middle-aged football game

A GAME of football between 40-year-old friends has left everyone involved injured.

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