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Petrol going up to stop everyone moving to France

THE price of petrol is increasing to stop everyone from moving to France, it has emerged.

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Woman who describes herself as 'random' actually means 'really annoying'

A WOMAN who claims to be ‘so random’ is actually just a massive pain in the arse, her friends have confirmed.

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