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Phone shop workers not really gurus or geniuses

SPOTTY 19-year-olds who know a bit about smartphones should have more appropriate job titles, it has been claimed.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV) You’ll spend most of Monday trying to remember the first name of Poirot. It’s a Herculean task. 

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