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Pope and Imam 'would make horrible couple'

POPE Benedict and Imam Ahmed Mohamed el-Tayeb would be a really horrible couple, it has been confirmed.

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Some of my best friends are fat millionaires, says Blatter

FIFA president says future rows about racist abuse should be settled by players getting together in a yacht moored off the coast of Capri over a 19-course lunch.

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