Portas to destroy every high street with her brain

THE Portas Inquiry into Britain’s high streets will close every shop in the country because Mary Portas is such an utter moron, it has emerged.

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Psychics censoring our abusive messages, say dead people

THE dead have slammed dishonest psychics for deliberately misinterpreting their vengeful, hate-filled messages.

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