Premier Foods unveils strawberry flavoured bastards

PREMIER Foods has unveiled a new range of bastards who smell like fresh strawberries.

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Number of people on conference call somewhere between five and 130,000

THE number of people simultaneously talking down a static-filled phone line has been estimated as between five and the entire population of Preston.

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