Qantas In Emergency Talks With Gremlins

BELEAGURED airline Qantas is hoping to end its ongoing Gremlin problems after announcing formal talks with the diminutive, mischief-oriented creatures.

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Manchester Uninhabitable By Spring

GREATER Manchester will be 500 square miles of smouldering hellhole by April, say experts.

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