Royal Mail promises to keep long parcel queues

THE traditional 40-minute wait to collect a parcel will be unaffected by Royal Mail privatisation, it has been claimed.

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Driving to be restricted to people aged 40 to 60

THE legal driving age is to be restricted to the 20 years of your life when you are least likely to drive like an idiot bastard.

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