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Ryanair to drug everyone for a tenner

RYANAIR will drug you and your children to help you cope with the awfulness of it all.

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Horse-catapulting placates Grand National crowd

THE organisers of the Grand National have catapulted a horse into the side of a building to compensate for this year’s lack of fatalities.

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