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Ryanair Urged To Seek Professional Help

LOW-COST airline Ryanair was last night urged to seek professional help.

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MP Becomes First Ever Person To Forget He Had Paid Off His Mortgage

LABOUR MP Elliot Morley was last night confirmed as the first person in the history of the world to forget he had paid off his mortgage.

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