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Shoppers praise 10p bags for stopping them going to Tesco

SHOPPERS have welcomed more expensive Tesco carrier bags because they have finally stopped them visiting the shite supermarket.

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Man given medal for not fancying thin women

A MAN has received a special medal for not being especially attracted to thin women.

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