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'He threatened to put me in a wicker man': Men and women's worst Tinder stories compared

TINDER is different for the sexes. Men are secretly hoping a date will end in a shag, women are secretly hoping he’s joking about his Andor action figure collection. Here are the worst stories compared.

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