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Shops under threat as animals start selling things

HIGH street shops face a new threat as animals have begun selling an array of consumer goods.

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That's a ridiculous amount of chips, says Britain

PEOPLE who work in chip shops are to be taught the difference between ‘small’ and ‘shitloads of’.

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