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Market tumble sparks debt rise share plunge sell-off fears

SHARES in London are down a million after squeezed credits in the sub-debt crunch market.

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Senior Police Cock Had Sex On Duty

A SENIOR penis in the British Transport Police is facing shame and ruin after being found guilty of having sex on duty and against the will of the officer it was attached to at the time.

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