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Stony-hearted Britons struggling to feel anything for supermarkets

SHOCKED Britons have found themselves at a point of ‘supermarket compassion fatigue’.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Taurus (20 APRIL – 20 MAY) On Thursday you’ll go into a little booth and do what you do every five years. Have a shower.

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