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Sugar and Desmond to get a room

ALAN Sugar and Richard Desmond are going to submit to the simmering sexual chemistry between them.

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Thatcher statue to be the 'anti-Lourdes'

GRANTHAM councillors say a proposed statue of Margaret Thatcher will have the power to make people feel hellish.

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