Supermarkets To Sell Pre-Digested Food

A RANGE of pre-digested foods aimed at consumers who are too busy for normal metabolic function has hit the shelves of UK superstores.

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Scientists Invent Dildo That Can Remove Spiders

MEN were declared obsolete last night after scientists finally perfected a dildo that can remove spiders from a bathtub.

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