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Supermarkets to stop hiding contempt for customers

BRITAIN’S supermarkets have revealed plans to stop concealing their utter loathing of the public.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT) People say you’re like Marmite – a lot of them want to stick a knife in you.

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